The Great Aussie Spruce-up!!
Lawns manicured. Gutters that are sprouting more plant life than the garden beds need to be cleared. Cars waxed to a gleam! Time to put our best foot (path) forward! The Google maps guys are coming! Our houses will be on show for all the world to see! Advertised to anyone who calls them up on the net!
So brush the hair, smile the cheesy grin, plonk yourself down in a deck chair on the perfect lawn, and get ready for the 0.75 seconds of fame as the cameras roll past. And when the street views are done, and we’re marketed to the world, the big question must be asked….”hey google guys, does my bum look big in this?”!!
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